|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| Top Stand-Up Comedy Secrets Fast Start Guide |
Killer Stand-Up Comedy Interactive Writing and Performing Guides |
How to Be Funny |
That's Comedy Joke Book |
From a to Zombi |
|
TOP STAND-UP COMEDY SECRETS FAST START GUIDE |
|
"Discover The Stand-up Comedy Secrets You Need To Kill On Stage In Record Time!"Get the questions you need answered NOW about how to develop and deliver a high powered stand-up comedy act |
I have taken the essential concepts, methods and techniques that I originally developed in the Killer Stand-up Comedy System and I have put together a brand new information product called the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide that has these important features:
1. The Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide is designed for individuals that need answers to their most important stand-up comedy questions now without having to consume extensive amounts of information like that provided in the Killer Stand-up Comedy System.
2. While the basic concepts are the same, the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide contains a fresh new approach to developing and refining stand-up comedy material that is not included in the original system.
|
|
The Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide Ebook Pdf
Individuals who already have the Killer Stand-up Comedy System can consider the information provided in the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide as a stand alone, complimentary supplement to the original system.
3. The information contained in the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide is focused, concentrated and to the point -- containing only the most essential tools, techniques, strategies and secrets you can use and apply very quickly.
4. The Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide and the bonus information included with this guide are provided as immediate downloads in Adobe PDF format (which works on any computer, PC or MAC).
In other words...
You can have immediate access to all the secrets, techniques, strategies and methods provided in this downloadable guide and in all the included bonuses in just minutes from now.
5. The information provided in the Stand-Comedy Fast Start Guide, as with any information I offer, is NOT a "magic pill" -- there is some serious work involved in becoming a successful and highly entertaining comedian on stage, no matter what system or method you choose to develop your comedy talents.
6. I am providing The Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide and the bonus guides included in this downloadable package for a very limited time at a ridiculously low introductory price that virtually anyone can afford.
|
Let me provide you just a few details about the new downloadable Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide.
This concise guide is specifically designed to give you all the essential information you need now to develop, hone and prepare comedy material for the stage with lightning speed.
Don't expect hundreds of pages of technical, hard to consume information in the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide.
I really cut to the chase in this guide with just over 60 easy-to-read pages that you can use and apply in literally just minutes after reading them.
As a matter of fact...
The Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide is concise, fast paced and pulls no punches with only 3 primary sections: |
Section 1: Rapid Comedy Material Development
Most people are unaware that when they make people laugh in everyday situations, they are actually using stand-up comedy techniques to do it and just don't realize it!
Think about it...
Most people like yourself get involved with stand-up because of the sense of humor they already have. Why not use it to your advantage?
This section shows you how to easily capitalize on your own sense of humor and your own unique point of view for developing comedy material without having to try to fabricate funny "jokes" out of thin air (which is hard to do).
In this section, I show you step-by-step how to:
Start, develop and hone high impact comedy material for the stage without using "conventional" joke writing techniques (which can be very difficult to master)
Flesh out any topic you want to talk about on stage
Use your own individual sense of humor to easily add punchlines to your stand-up comedy material -- at will!
Section 2: Stand-up Comedy Preparation Secrets
Most comedians don't have a clue how to prepare for success BEFORE they ever hit the stage. Subsequently...
The concentrated information in this easy to read and understand section can actually put you light years ahead of the competition!
In this section, I show you step-by step how to:
Prepare for big laughs and success on stage -- before you ever get there!
Hone your comedy material for maximum impact
Apply proven methods for memorizing your comedy material in the easiest way possible
Section 3: Maximizing Your Stage Comfort
Your success as a comedian is directly related to your ability to conquer stage fright and maximize the amount of stage comfort you possess when you stand before an audience.
Combined with the information provided in the first two sections of this guide, you will be able to quickly increase your stage comfort to maximum levels.
In this section, I show you how to:
Reduce or remove the fear associated with performing (stage fright)
Eliminate "Visitor Syndrome"
Reduce performance anxiety by applying simple and easy mental strategies that you can use immediately
|
Click Here To Visit Website
|
|
THE KILLER STAND-UP COMEDY SYSTEM
Globally Proven Stand Up Comedy Writing System |
 |
|
"The 3 Strategies You MUST Use Immediately If You Want To Have A Killer Stand-up Act Now"
Find out how one struggling comedian turned his seriously lame comedy act into a high impact laughter event... almost overnight after discovering the
Killer Stand-up Comedy System! |
Fortunately, there is a unique and powerful system for anyone who has a sense of humor that will translate well on stage.
The Killer Stand-Up Comedy Interactive Writing and Performing Guides provide the blueprint for a systematic, step-by-step process that includes everything you need NOW for creating, developing, honing, and performing a rock solid, killer act in record time.
It includes a massive arsenal of proven techniques that are designed to help you capture and structure your individual sense of humor for the stage and help you get measurable results! |
|
- How to produce mounds of bulk comedy material in minutes, instead of days or weeks. Eliminate writer's block completely!
- Easy-to-use and effective methods for structuring what you have to say for maximum impact on stage in the fewest words possible.
- The Secret Weapon and how I used it to completely eliminate stage fright and increase stage comfort and confidence for myself in less than 30 days.
- Sure-fire, easy-to-implement formatting techniques that will help you ensure that you achieve and maintain 4 to 6 quality laughs per minute when you perform.
- Dozens of multimedia examples. Examples of the methods and techniques are clearly illustrated with dozens of multimedia examples that help you make sure you are on the right track.
- A start-to finish, real 3-minute stand-up comedy bit is developed and illustrated every step of the way - from the initial stages of material development to the finished work as it was performed live on stage (a multimedia clip of the finished bit is included).
- Simple, yet innovative procedures and techniques help to ensure you have the 3 Essential Strategies that successful comedians use locked down tight.
|
"Just The Tip Of The Iceberg"
The system I have been referring to is contained in complete interactive multimedia courses called the Killer Stand-up Comedy System: Interactive Writing and Performing Guides.
Here's just an additional taste of what these extensive guides have to offer:
-
Downloadable versions of the guides are available to you in minutes which contain all the tools, techniques, and methods you need -- detailed in a step-by-step, easy-to-apply system.
-
Find out which part of the comedy bit is more important than the punchline when crafting a killer act. This one technique alone can save you tons of time working on punchlines that would never have had a chance.
-
Effective tools and techniques for evaluating your progress on stage. Most comedians use trial and error to find out if a joke works or not.
This system shows you not only how to produce "bits" instead of individual jokes, but also...
How to effectively evaluate your progress and rapidly make adjustments to dramatically reduce the amount of stage time needed to determine what works and what doesn't.
Without these evaluation techniques, you could possiby spend years trying to craft an act that really works.
These techniques are in addition to incredible performance evaluation data provided by the Comedy Evaluator Pro online software.
-
The real secrets to having the tightest act possible.
There are six key steps you must take to make your act tight enough to get a minimum of 4 to 6 quality laughs per minute.
Power on stage comes from confidence in knowing you can get 4 to 6 laughs or more each minute almost every time you are stage.
-
Success principles and strategies for thinking like a headliner comedian even if you are just starting out. The mental aspects of stand-up comedy are more important than the words you say.
|
Click Here To Visit Website
|
|
HOW TO BE FUNNY
Learn to be Funny, Witty Interesting
|
 |
|
The “SECRET FORMULA” To Making
People Like You!
Give me 7 days…
And I PROMISE That I Can Craft YOU into One of the Most Amazingly Interesting, Witty and Funny Conversationalist That EVERYONE Wants to Meet and Be around…
|
You’ll:
- Have more wit, BE THE ULTIMATE comeback pro, and be so witty, sharp and quick… that people will be asking you constantly “hey, what show is that off?” or accuse you of stealing jokes off famous comedians.
- Be hilarious… don’t you just love those moments where you have everyone around you absolutely CRYING with laughter… OH WAIT, you don’t get that? Well you’re about to.
- Gain HUGE confidence, and instantly become the “FUN GUY” that everyone loves. Forget about ever being shy at social events from now on, you’ll now be the center of attention and have people hanging on your every word!
|
|
- Have the opposite sex fighting over you for your attention. There has been many studies into what the opposite sex find most desirable in each other, with humor coming a resounding 1st almost every time (more on that later).
- Become a fully-fledged Conversational Master (I know what it’s like having nothing to say and then feeling really nervous. You’ll be able to eliminate this OVERNIGHT with some of the new skills you’re about to learn.)
- Use your newfound charm and charisma to climb further up the career ladder. NOW YOU’LL be one of those people who gets promotions easily while everyone else is WORKING THEIR BUTT OFF.
- Experience Instant and Absolute Confidence and NO FEAR WHATSOEVER when approaching the opposite sex.
- Become more intelligent and interesting, someone who people become obsessed and fascinated by, a people magnet to ANYONE you talk to.
|
My book “How To Be Funny” contains EVERYTHING you need to fast-track yourself on the easy road to becoming hilariously funny.
In fact… HERE’S A SNEAK PEEK of what you’ll discover when you get my book:
- How to TRIPLE your humorous ability in one single evening… (CLUE: All you need to do is start OBSERVING the world around you.)
- The Simple Scientific FORMULA Behind What Actually Makes A Joke Funny – Once you understand this, creating your own hilarious jokes WITHOUT having to even think about it becomes 100 times easier – HINT: not 200 times, not 50 times but exactly 100 times easier as you’ll see. Pg. 32.
- What to do to make ANYTHING at all funny instantly. USE THIS TACTIC! Excerpt from page 31: “this isn't funny, at all. But, when you put it in the way as given above, it becomes funny all of a sudden.” If there was one single thing I could teach beginners to get CRAZY SUCCESS in hardly anytime it’d be this. Learn this and you’ll be able to make almost anything funny.
- Adding these extra few words to ANY joke will make it almost TWICE as funny – these extra “words” revealed on Pg 54.
- A 5 letter word “S____” -- that is even more important than the almighty punch line. Once you know what this is, your jokes will NATURALLY become a lot funnier! Find out what this is on page 15.
- Something EVERY World-Class Comedian knows that enables him/her to come up with great jokes ON THE SPOT – Learn this “trick” and you’ll know how to make ANYONE laugh without having to think for even a second!
- The Single Biggest SECRET of creating Humor – not even 1 in 100 comedians know this, yet with this powerful concept you will know EXACTLY how to craft one of those “tear-jerking” type jokes that leaves your “victims” laughing in absolute pain. Pg. 29.
- The Secret to making “High-Status” people laugh. There are some people who will NEVER laugh at your joke… unless you know this little gem -- prepare to be embarrassed when around people “cooler” than you. With it though, you’ll have everyone in fits of laughter, and become popular almost immediately.
- ELIMINATE ALL “Awkward Silences” FOR GOOD. Ever been stuck for something to say? -- after reading my book you’ll have EVERYTHING you need to TALK FOREVER. Awkward Silences will never happen again. PLUS! You’ll know how to end them instantly if they ever happen.
- WARNING: If your joke bombs… do this IMMEDIATELY. This little trick SAVES you from any embarrassment you COULD have gotten. HINT: Popular people do this unconsciously.
- The simple “trick” that makes ANY insult you say -- ridiculously funny. Make anyone you dislike look like an idiot… and have all of their “friends” laughing at them almost instantly while they flounder powerlessly, unable to do anything. PLUS! How to become “THE COMEBACK KING”. Pg 51.
- The “Instant Joke Generator” technique that will make ‘on-the-spot’ unconscious improv jokes effortless almost instantly. Pg 32.
- The Single Most Important Thing You ABSOLUTELY need to know if you’re thinking of becoming a comedian – get this wrong and say goodbye to your dreams.
- WHEN Dane Cook, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock or Dave Chapelle are having trouble coming up with jokes… THIS IS WHAT THEY DO.
- The Amazing “Paris-New York” Trick that makes anything you say… A WHOLE LOT FUNNIER instantly plus… makes sure people actually GET your joke. Pg 43.
- And finally… the EASIEST way to come up with a joke. Yes, there’s actually one type of joke that’s easy to come up with in ANY situation. You’ll be the MASTER conversationalist and “funny guy”… no matter where you are. Pg 46.
- How to turn a joke that doesn’t work into a MASSIVE advantage. It won’t matter if you screw up on a joke. Use this… and everyone is STILL going to laugh.
|
|
You’ll:
- Have more wit, BE THE ULTIMATE comeback pro, and be so witty, sharp and quick… that people will be asking you constantly “hey, what show is that off?” or accuse you of stealing jokes off famous comedians.
- Be hilarious… don’t you just love those moments where you have everyone around you absolutely CRYING with laughter… OH WAIT, you don’t get that? Well you’re about to.
- Gain HUGE confidence, and instantly become the “FUN GUY” that everyone loves. Forget about ever being shy at social events from now on, you’ll now be the center of attention and have people hanging on your every word!
- Have the opposite sex fighting over you for your attention. There has been many studies into what the opposite sex find most desirable in each other, with humor coming a resounding 1st almost every time.
- Become a fully-fledged Conversational Master (I know what it’s like having nothing to say and then feeling really nervous. You’ll be able to eliminate this OVERNIGHT with some of the new skills you’re about to learn.)
- Use your newfound charm and charisma to climb further up the career ladder. NOW YOU’LL be one of those people who gets promotions easily while everyone else is WORKING THEIR BUTT OFF.
- Experience Instant and Absolute Confidence and NO FEAR WHATSOEVER when approaching the opposite sex.
- Become more intelligent and interesting, someone who people become obsessed and fascinated by, a people magnet to ANYONE you talk to.
|
|
Click Here To Visit Website
|
|
THAT'S COMEDY JOKE EBOOK |
|
 |
Funny Photos Electronic Flip Album
Over 400 Funny Photos in an interactive electronic photo album.
Bonus 'Osama Collection' Electronic Flip Album
Over 150 funny pictures of the man we all love to hate
Funny Files Collection
A collection of over 125 funny Video clips, Audio clips, Games,
Slideshows and Animations
That's Comedy! Joke Book - Preview Edition
A collection of some the best jokes jokes taken from the pages
of That's Comedy! In e-book format. |
 |
|
 |
Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".
Billy said, "Ye know Pa', it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".
----- ----- -----
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?".
The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol."
So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?"
|
And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either."
The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that.
The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?"
The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front."
The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!"
This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish jokes you'll find anywhere. You'll laugh so hard you'll blow Guinness out your nose. |
|
 |
The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time"
with input from comics and writers including David Brenner, Jim Brogan, Dick Cavett, Larry David, Al Franken, Larry Gelbart, Jon Groff, Richard Jeni, Jonathan Katz, Chris Kelly, Billy Kimball, Robert Klein, Richard Lewis, Jackie Martling, William Novak, and Gene Perret. |
 |
"The Ultimate 'Yo Mama' Collection"
Over 500 Yo Mamma jokes are crammed into this 21 page ebook...
Yo mama's so dumb, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
You get the idea :-) |
|
 |
"The Joke Master Series Volume 1:
Joke Selection Secrets" In this guide you will discover the secrets for:
-
Selecting the funniest jokes to tell that you read -- even if they don't make you laugh loud
-
Joke punch line secrets nobody knows
-
Step-by-step joke selection like a pro
-
And more!
The chances are great that you could be missing the funniest jokes to tell without the joke selection secrets provided in this guide! |
|
More... Click Here To Visit Website
|
|
FROM A TO ZOMBIE
The Only Zombie Dictionary In Existence
|
 |
|
Inside Reveals A Secret Military Dictionary That Details The Most Vital And Necessary Terms & Facts From Our life And Language That YOU Need To Survive And Cope With THE INEVITABLE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Discover The Truth That made 3 Grown men Speechless & Stunned As they Watched Their Entire Reality Slip Away From Them
|
|
A complete zombie dictionary, designed to give you an insight into a world crawling with zombies, a world so foreign to this one that it baffles the imagination. A guide that shows you another view of the world and how you will have to look at it from this point on, if you wish to survive. This dictionary is here to release your fears, inhibitions and doubts; to show you that you have all you need to survive this zombie calamity, and where to get the rest.
Where others might see words, you will see the best possible teacher, the one that will prepare you for the inevitable...
Get Instant Download And Start Enjoying FROM A TO ZOMBIE Now!
So, what does From A To Zombie do?
The army figured out that soldiers are just like you and me, that they have a set of core beliefs as to what the world is, how it functions and what is normal, what is considered fiction; the basic set of instructions that our brains have to guide us through life. Sometimes this helps, but on occasions such as a major catastrophe or, in this case, a zombie outbreak, the basic paradigms and mindsets that we have will not save us.
Top army psychologists discovered that even though the soldiers go through complete physical training and receive instructions through simulations, they are still unprepared for dealing with zombies.
This is where From A To Zombie comes in.
To be able to cope mentally and physically with the challenges of a zombie threat, you will need to acquire and download a completely new mindset, new view of life and start looking at things with a new light. This is the only way that you and I can survive. We need to adjust, improve and gain new knowledge.
This is what From A To Zombie will give you. Through a simple dictionary, you will get instant insight and knowledge into the most intricate, complex and terrifying details of a zombie-infested world - and your place in it.
The dictionary will guide you and as you move through it, you will feel a change within you, as you notice that the whole world outside of you has changed, become even more dangerous than before and that you are now more prepared and ready to deal with it than you ever were before.
|
Click Here To Visit Website
|
|
|
|
